Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 review – inept game-based horror is one of the year’s worst

The box office smash of Halloween 2023 gets a shoddily made follow-up written carelessly and devoid of an actual ending The ghost-possessed family-restaurant animatronics of the Five Nights at Freddy ’s movies lumber around with such heavy-footed gaucherie that it’s hard to figure out how they’re physically able to move from place to place as quickly as they’d need to for a proper killing spree. In what could be mistaken for a case of form following function, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 moves the exact same way. It’s so ostentatiously awkward that it constantly draws attention to its inept imitations of actions that other movies, even bad ones, intuitively understand – like making transitions between scenes or locations. For example, when faced with the need to isolate a mean science teacher (Wayne Knight) so that he can be vengefully murdered by one of the aforementioned animatronics, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 bafflingly cuts to him walking down a school hallway (during a science fair...

Candace Cameron Bure and Valery Bure celebrated their 26th wedding anniversary

Candace Cameron Bure and her husband Valery Bure are celebrating another year of married life in love! The couple marked their 26th year of marriage by escaping to the warm waters of Miami, Florida, with their two sons, Lev, 22, and Maxim, 20. Photos from their family vacation were posted on June 24, with the first showing Candace's toned physique in an emerald green bikini. In the adorable shot, Candace lounges on a surfboard as her husband, 48, balances on one behind her and leans down, pretending to bite off her shoulder. "He can take a bite out of me any day," she captioned the post. "Val and I celebrated our 26th wedding anniversary… our boys did what we love most together; having fun in the sun... Miami baby. we love you." The following family vacation photos show Candice kayaking with her family and even give fans a chance to see the former hockey star kiss her wife on the cheek. In another photo, Candice, in a beautiful creamy floral print dress, stood proudly next to her husband, who was dressed in white pants and a blue button-down shirt. The star of the sitcom "Full House" and Valery has been married since June 22, 1996; they also have a 23-year-old daughter named Natasha. Over the years, Candice has been open about the secret to a strong and happy marriage to Valerie, including in a sentimental Instagram post commemorating their 25th wedding anniversary. I get asked a lot about family advice. What's the mystery? Lord knows I will never write a book about this because we are still learning every year. Sex. Laugh. Patience. A lot of patience. Love," Candace explained thoughtfully. "No marriage is perfect. No one. And certainly not ours. But through hardships, ups, and downs, God has blessed us tremendously with guidance and perseverance. I believe that God is the secret sauce. I love this man more today than the day we got married."  

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