Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 review – inept game-based horror is one of the year’s worst

The box office smash of Halloween 2023 gets a shoddily made follow-up written carelessly and devoid of an actual ending The ghost-possessed family-restaurant animatronics of the Five Nights at Freddy ’s movies lumber around with such heavy-footed gaucherie that it’s hard to figure out how they’re physically able to move from place to place as quickly as they’d need to for a proper killing spree. In what could be mistaken for a case of form following function, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 moves the exact same way. It’s so ostentatiously awkward that it constantly draws attention to its inept imitations of actions that other movies, even bad ones, intuitively understand – like making transitions between scenes or locations. For example, when faced with the need to isolate a mean science teacher (Wayne Knight) so that he can be vengefully murdered by one of the aforementioned animatronics, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 bafflingly cuts to him walking down a school hallway (during a science fair...

Billie Eilish Disappoints Fans Following This Announcement

Billie Eilish disappointed her fans and followers following this announcement. Check out what's this all about below. TSR notes: 'Oop! Looks like #BillieEilish pulled a fast one on her fans! The chart-topping artist revealed in an interview with #MattWilkinson that she used one of her dancers as a “body double” onstage at her 2022 Coachella performance.'   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) 'The beginning of Coachella, I had a body double, one of my dancers for the show,' Billie admitted. 'I dressed her up in a show look that I had worn before. We got a black wig and we put buns in it and we gave her a mask and sunglasses and she wore my shoes and my socks.' Billie continued,'I put her up at the back of the stage and she stood there while the lights went on and everybody thought it was me.' TSR notes: 'This probably explains why her face wasn’t shown to the audience until about two minutes into the set. Billie did actually hit the stage and was sure to give fans a dope performance. But #Roommates, would you be mad if your fave did this to you?' Someone said: 'i don’t listen to her so I wouldn’t have cared I’m not wasting money to see Billie,' and a commenter posted this: 'Some of y'all talking bout refunds, The mfkin article said she ended up coming out 2 minutes later read the shit all the way Lord.' One follower said: 'Do y’all every read before writing think pieces it clearly says she went on stage 2 minutes later,' and a commenter posted this: 'Here go all the people in the comments that don’t read. It was only for the first two minutes of her set.' Someone else said: 'She should’ve kept this to herself baby them white folks about to sue.'

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